Hemsworth: Hugo Boss Bottled

Apple, cinnamon, sandalwood. The Thor of office-safe.

Smelebrity score: 9.2/10

Elordi: Chanel Bleu de Chanel EDP

Aromatic, woody, ambery. The 2026 face of Bleu de Chanel.

Smelebrity score: 9/10

Chalamet: Chanel Bleu de Chanel L'Exclusif

Deeper Bleu with leather and woods. Chalamet's award-season signature.

Smelebrity score: 9.1/10

Pascal: Loewe Solo

White wood, iris, musk. Pascal endorsed. Loewe precision.

Smelebrity score: 8.7/10

Butler: Yves Saint Laurent MYSLF EDP

Bergamot, orange blossom, warm Ambrofix. The YSL ambassador pick.

Smelebrity score: 8.8/10

Depp: Dior Sauvage EDP

Bergamot, pepper, ambroxan. The bestseller for a reason.

Smelebrity score: 8.9/10

Beckham: David Beckham Classic Blue EDT

Lavender-bergamot freshness. Designer quality for under $20.

Smelebrity score: 7.6/10

Reynolds: Armani Code EDP

Tonka, leather, cardamom. Reynolds confirmed. The seduction play.

Smelebrity score: 8.4/10

Pattinson: Dior Homme EDT

Iris, leather, grey incense. Pattinson confirmed. The connoisseur pick.

Smelebrity score: 9/10

Usher: Creed Aventus

Pineapple, blackcurrant, birch, musk. Usher confirmed by Vogue. The stage-ready benchmark.

Smelebrity score: 9.4/10

Elba: Calvin Klein Eternity for Men EDT

Sage, basil, sandalwood, musk. Idris Elba endorsed. The CK classic.

Smelebrity score: 7.9/10

Bad Bunny: Maison Louis Marie No.04 Bois de Balincourt

Sandalwood, cedar, vetiver. Bad Bunny confirmed. The indie discovery.

Smelebrity score: 8.6/10

John Legend: Tom Ford Black Orchid

Black truffle, ylang ylang, orchid, patchouli. John Legend confirmed. Midnight Tom Ford.

Smelebrity score: 8.9/10

Clooney: Initio Oud for Greatness Hair Perfume

Oud, saffron, musk. Clooney Golden Globes. Red-carpet hair perfume.

Smelebrity score: 8.8/10

Ronaldo: CR7 Legacy EDP

Lavender, cinnamon, cedarwood. CR7 Legacy — his own brand.

Smelebrity score: 7.8/10

SGA: Yves Saint Laurent MYSLF L'Absolu

Ginger, cardamom, bergamot, orange blossom. SGA endorsed. MYSLF made lighter.

Smelebrity score: 9.1/10

Holland: Prada Paradigme EDP

Peru balm, benzoin, guaiac wood. Holland endorsed. Prada goes deep.

Smelebrity score: 8.7/10

Cary Grant: Acqua di Parma Colonia EDC

Sicilian citrus, lavender, cedar. Cary Grant documented. Timeless.

Smelebrity score: 9/10

James Dean: Caron Pour Un Homme EDT

Lavender, vanilla, amber. James Dean documented. The original.

Smelebrity score: 8.8/10

McQueen: Dior Eau Sauvage EDT

Lemon, rosemary, hedione. McQueen historical. The King of Cool.

Smelebrity score: 9.1/10

Clark Gable: Aramis For Men EDT

Bergamot, leather, oakmoss. Aramis — heir to Gable's Golden Age.

Smelebrity score: 8.5/10

Brando: Balmain Vent Vert EDP

Galbanum, grass, oakmoss. Brando documented. The transgressive choice.

Smelebrity score: 8.7/10

Gregory Peck: Acqua di Parma Colonia EDC

Sicilian citrus, lavender, cedar. Gregory Peck documented. Quiet dignity.

Smelebrity score: 9/10

Burt Reynolds: Gendarme Eau De Cologne

Citrus, clean florals, musk. Burt Reynolds confirmed. Effortless charm.

Smelebrity score: 8.6/10

Connery: Guerlain Habit Rouge EDT

Lemon, bergamot, carnation, sandalwood, vanilla. Connery historical. Bond-era warmth.

Smelebrity score: 8.8/10

Bowie: Tom Ford Grey Vetiver

Grapefruit, sage, vetiver, sandalwood. Bowie confirmed by Iman. Quiet command.

Smelebrity score: 9/10